The Surprising Start of Our Poultry Adventure!

Have I told you how our adventure with feathers began? Probably not, but it’s never too late. ๐Ÿ™‚

Picture a quiet rural area, far from the hustle and bustle of city life. There I was, a self-proclaimed enthusiast of freedom, embarking on a journey I hadn’t anticipated. Have you ever had a “Things I’ll Never Do” list?

I had one, but… until the day my daughter brought home two chicks, a “gift” from our neighbors.

At first, I thought maybe I accidentally won the “Most Boring Neighbor” award. Then again, are they happy we’re neighbors, or do they actually hate me? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

Oh dear, questions were swirling from the back of my head to my forehead and back: What on earth am I going to do with these noisy fluffballs? Should I set them up in the guest room and grant them temporary citizenship there? Do chicks have an after-school program or a daycare where I can park them? A book club? What menu should I offer them?

And speaking of food, why on earth do they emit a smell? Seriously, I thought chicks didn’t come with built-in air fresheners!

But, as they say, when life gives you chicks, you name them Chickie and Chuck, and you welcome them! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ  I took a deep breath and embraced the challenge.

Six years have passed since then, and I want to announce that no one โ€“ not even that Neighbor โ€“ can stop me from raising chickens. ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿฅ In fact, I’ve fully embraced the role of the “Poultry Queen,” with a collection of 60 chickens, who I’m convinced have WhatsApp/Facebook groups where they gossip about me,

60 ducks that practice synchronized swimming underwater,

7 turkeys who take turns climbing trees and provide fantastic stand-up comedy moments,

a motivational-speaking goose for the entire bird crew, and a whole gang of roosters (12) that chase me through the orchard every time I go.

And you know what? Life has never been more full of feathers, fun, and eggcitement! ๐Ÿ“๐ŸŽ‰

Stay tuned for more adventures, tips, and insightsโ€”don’t miss out!

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